Peni
Pen
E Russell, he peni kāu?
Eh Russell, you get pen?
Russell, do you have a pen?…
Mea hoʻomanaʻo
Memorial
ʻAno ʻē ka poʻe āpau e makemake ai e poina wale ma ka hopena pule lānui lōʻihi. Hauʻoli Lā Mea Hoʻomanaʻo!
It’s funny how the only thing people want to do on a long, holiday weekend is …
Kinipōpō
Balls
Nui kaʻu mau kinipōpō. ʻO nā kinipōpō lepo nui.
I’ve got big balls. Dirty big balls.…
Hua hāʻule
Illegitimate child
ʻEhia hua hāʻule a Arnold?
How many illegitimate children did Arnold father?…
ʻAihue
To steal
He kūoʻo lā? Na wai e ʻaihue i ka mīkini hana sushi i kaupaona ai i hoʻokahi haneli paona?
Seriously? Who steals a 100-pound sushi machine?…
It’s time…it’s time…it’s Book End Time! Welcome to this week’s Book End, highlighting the week’s literary and library events here in Hawaii.
As it’s Memorial Day weekend, there really aren’t a lot of events happening this weekend. In fact, …
It’s almost Memorial Day, which means one thing—Summer is here!
No excuses. School is out for the kids. The season finale for Hawaii 5-0 is all pau. Most other shows on television wrapped up their seasons (with a few exceptions). …
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Sandwich
E ka wahine, e hele i ka lumi kuke a e hana i mau kanauika naʻu.
Woman, get in the kitchen and make me some sandwiches.…
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Police
Wowsers. Maulua ka mahina i hala no ka ʻOihana Mākaʻi ʻo Honolulu.
Wowsers. It’s been a rough month for the Honolulu Police Department.
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ʻĀpala
Apple
Pehea ʻoe e makemake nei i kēnā mau ʻāpala?
How do you like them apples?…
Uea kau lole
Wire hanger
Mea mai kuʻu wahi māmā, “ʻAʻohe uea kau lole, ā mau loa!”
Mommie dearest says, “No wire hangers, ever!”…