[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/mimi.mp3″ text=”Mimi”] To urinate E nā hua lōlō, mai mimi ma ke kūmano. Hey numb nuts, don’t urinate in the reservoir.
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/lunahelu.mp3″ text=”Luna helu”] Census taker I kekahi lā, ua hoʻāʻo ka luna helu iaʻu. Ua ʻai au i kona ake me kekahi mau pāpapa pawa a me ka Chianti maikaʻi. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” —Hannibal Lecter, The Silence […]
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/kuikahihokeaupuni.mp3″ text=”Kuʻikahi Hōkē Aupuni”] National Hockey League Loaʻa iā Pokekona ko Stanley kīʻaha ma ke Kuʻikahi Hōkē Aupuni. Boston won NHL’s Stanley Cup.
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/papa.mp3″ text=”Pāpā”] Daddy ʻO wai lā kou pāpā? Who’s your daddy?
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/hilinai.mp3″ text=”Hilinaʻi”] To trust ʻAʻole au e hilinaʻi ana i kēlā mau kalaima e ʻaihue ai i ke ʻeke. I still don’t trust those bag-stealing bandits.
Lawaiʻa To fish E lawaiʻa kākou! Let’s go fishing!
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/pihamakahiki.mp3″ text=”Piha makahiki”] Anniversary Hauʻoli lā piha makahiki, e nā palilī kahiko. Happy anniversary, you old farts!
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/mehameha.mp3″ text=”Mehameha”] Lonely ʻO ko Kakiana Pepper Hui Puhi ʻOhe Mau Puʻuwai Mehameha mākou. Ua makemake anei ʻoe i ka hōʻike? We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. Did you enjoy the show?
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/inikuakaa.mp3″ text=”ʻInikua kaʻa “] Car insurance ʻAkahi nō ā hoʻokoe au i nā kālā he nui mai kaʻu ʻinikua kaʻa. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/ahi.mp3″ text=”Ahi”] Fire Hiki iā ʻoe wale nō ke kāohi i ka lapa ahi. Only you can prevent wildfires.
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/06/naaukake.mp3″ text=”Naʻaukake”] Wiener, sausage Nui ka hūhā aʻe nei e pili ana i nā naʻaukake. There’s so much talk about wieners lately.