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Mea hoʻomanaʻo Memorial ʻAno ʻē ka poʻe āpau e makemake ai e poina wale ma ka hopena pule lānui lōʻihi. Hauʻoli Lā Mea Hoʻomanaʻo! It’s funny how the only thing people want to do on a long, holiday weekend is forget. Happy Memorial Day!
Kinipōpō Balls Nui kaʻu mau kinipōpō. ʻO nā kinipōpō lepo nui. I’ve got big balls. Dirty big balls.
Hua hāʻule Illegitimate child ʻEhia hua hāʻule a Arnold? How many illegitimate children did Arnold father?
ʻAihue To steal He kūoʻo lā? Na wai e ʻaihue i ka mīkini hana sushi i kaupaona ai i hoʻokahi haneli paona? Seriously? Who steals a 100-pound sushi machine?
It’s time…it’s time…it’s Book End Time! Welcome to this week’s Book End, highlighting the week’s literary and library events here in Hawaii. As it’s Memorial Day weekend, there really aren’t a lot of events happening this weekend. In fact, there are practically none. All Hawaii State Public Libraries will be closed from Saturday through Monday, […]
It’s almost Memorial Day, which means one thing—Summer is here! No excuses. School is out for the kids. The season finale for Hawaii 5-0 is all pau. Most other shows on television wrapped up their seasons (with a few exceptions). The only major holiday happening in the next few months is July 4, and that […]
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/05/kanauika.mp3″ text=”Kanauika”] Sandwich E ka wahine, e hele i ka lumi kuke a e hana i mau kanauika naʻu. Woman, get in the kitchen and make me some sandwiches.
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/05/makai.mp3″ text=”Mākaʻi”] Police Wowsers. Maulua ka mahina i hala no ka ʻOihana Mākaʻi ʻo Honolulu. Wowsers. It’s been a rough month for the Honolulu Police Department.
ʻĀpala Apple Pehea ʻoe e makemake nei i kēnā mau ʻāpala? How do you like them apples?
Uea kau lole Wire hanger Mea mai kuʻu wahi māmā, “ʻAʻohe uea kau lole, ā mau loa!” Mommie dearest says, “No wire hangers, ever!”
[wpaudio url=”http://www.hawaiibookblog.com/mea/2011/05/hoopuka.mp3″ text=”Hoʻopuka”] Graduate Hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana i ka hoʻopuka ʻana e ka papa o 2011. Congratulations on graduating, class of 2011.